• basil
• bluetooth
• bookmark
• buddha
• bug
• cadillac
• cambridge
• chamomile
• chapstick
• chopsticks
• chrysanthemum
• coffee
• haiku
• igloo (for a big white husky)
• jean luc (for a french fish)
• juicy fruit
• keyboard (for a quick white cat)
• kodak (for a big yellow dog)
• lava
• lotus
• marlboro
• motif
• mrs dalloway (for a quick-witted & pretty cat)
• mushroom
• no.2 pencil
• nugget
• old school 90s hip hop (for a dog)
• oslo
• piano
• pistachio
• potato (for a small, plump & round yellow dog)
• prufrock
• rainboot (for a grey cat)
• sesame
• siddartha
• sleepyhead
• somersault (for a little golden puppy)
• sushi
• syntax
• telefone ('telly' for short)
• television ('telly' or 'tv' for short)
• the (for a quiet & introspective lil fish)
• t-shirt
• videotapes

terrible dog puns not rly srs abt -

• mark ruffalo
• virginia woof
• dogtor dre
• dog rivers
• vincent woofork