• a vegetarian (multiple occasions)
  • a russian (at the farmers market in the wintertime, wearing my big puffy black jacket w/ the hood on & an ice-cold scowl)
  • a cvs employee (when stopping at cvs on way home after working a shift at family dollar, where the uniforms are the exact same coincidental & marvelous hot-red polo shirt + flattering plain, beige khaki pants)
  • an icelandic native (pickin' up sum produce @ a local reykjavik grocery shop)
  • a student illegally using the teachers' lavatory (tho actually a 100% bona-fide, newly-but-assuredly-very-wholly-qualified~ MA state-licensed "educator")
  • a 16 y.o. shy white girl presumed to have been adopted into the wealthy 'n elite, weston-residenced, 1st-gen chinese-american family who was now taking me luxury car-shopping for my presumed upcoming "swt-16" (tho rly jus accompanying sz's parents to purchase their (not my) new car while he was away)
  • dom's mum
jan 25 2021 ∞
feb 7 2023 +