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- A red hat may improve your head, as well as your fashion sense
- You will soon be visited by a mustachioed man.
- The land is in great peril, and soon you'll be the hero of "your town".
- Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look any better.
- Sometimes treasure is not hidden. It's only invisible.
- He who stubs his toe is he who remembers his feet are there.
- She who shades herself from an angry sun does so with dignity.
- If you leave my mask out there, something terrible will happen.
- She who forgoes a hat and grabs a helmet knows not the sting of lava.
- Look to the sky when the sun sets. All will be revealed in this twilight.
- In both life and love, there is always another castle.
- He who plays with fire would be wise to be flame retardant.
- Breathing under water is rather easy, assuming you have gills.
- Some people shy away from bombs. But you are not some people.
- A bulb in your future is looking dim. Bring a flashlight.
- He who breaks bricks with his head must remember to grow up.
- He who flaps in front of an enemy, may soon be flapping at his boots.
- Sometimes a flower is just a flower, unless it causes fires.
- He who wishes to grow big would be wise to eat his roughage.
- He who kicks his problems away may soon find them returning.
- Power is often fleeting.
- You only live once, unless you have another guy.
- The future is a mistery that may hold great treasures for you.
- There are no shortcuts in life, except for when there are.
- He who leaps over fire does so knowing the fire isn't impressed.
- Cannons are much like toasters, though bread is bad for cannons.
- Never count your Yochis before they hatch. Plans often change.
- Sundaes are delicious every day of the week, unless you hate ice cream.
- Sometimes that which protects you must also fight for you as well.
- You should consider a career as a professional kart racer.
- Value the friends you have, for one day you may need them.
- When all else fails, never forget to show them your moves.
- It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
- Your friends need you. They always need you. They will never stop.
- He who believes he has a pure heart is probably just a beast in denial.
- It always rains on your birthday, yet no one ever gives you an umbrella.
- Sometimes a seemingly bad instance can become a great opportunity.
- I see much red in your future. Much red indeed.
- exercising is not a hobby. It is a lifestyle.
- She who wears lava-proof pants is dressed for any occasion.
- She who wears laceless shoes is probably busy with space monsters.
- Garlic is not a substitute for personal hygiene.
- An itchy nose is worth the sacrifice for a glorious upper lip.
- She who wears armor today is she who may wear armor tomorrow.
- Wise men say the brain is a terrible thing to waste.
- Those who slip are often just given a chance to appreciate the ground.
- A door that does not open is not closed to you; it only needs a key.
- Sometimes a sword is just a sword. And sometimes it's a pretty girl.
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