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- blimey
- bloke
- cheeky
- chuffed
- arse
- do you fancy me?
- dishy
- dodgy
- mate
- quid
- nappy
- you're so fit
- numpty
- plonk
- mum
- bleedy hell
- colours
- bangers (sausages)
- sarnie (sandwich)
- cuppa (cup of tea)
- chips (french fries)
- crisps (potato chips)
- lorry (truck)
- trousers (pants)
- lad
- bonkers
- daft
- to leg it
- trollied/plastered
- gobsmacked
- bevvy
- taking the piss
- wee
- eh?
- cobblers
- cheers
- bollocks
- pub
- gutted
- legless
- rubbish
- faff
- chinwag
- bits and bobs
- boot
- skint
- loo
- bugger
- ace
- taking the mickey
- arse over tit
- blighty
- barmy
- bob's your uncle
- bollocks
- bristols
- chav
- manky
- chat up
- cock up
- up the duff
- fag
- get off
- jammy
- jumper
- prat
- knob/knobhead
- on the pull
- poof/poofter
- slag
- shag
- snog
- tosser
- wanker
- twat
- twee
- bum bag
- bum
- colour
- labelled
- caff
- cack
- apples and pears (stairs)
- car park
- cheeky
- zed
- y-fronts
- yob
- yonks
- zimmer" or "zimmer frame
- wog
- write-off
- witter
- wobbler/wobbly
- wing mirrors
- wing commander
- windscreen
- wide boy
- windbreaker
- whip-round
- whinge
- fit
- peng
- bare
- peak
- mandem
- ting
- lad
- innit
- allow it
- wasteman
- dead
- safe
- fag
- numpty
- skint
- bird
- muppet
- bugger all
- bellend
- plonker
- barmy
- sod off
- piss off
- nicked
- sorted
- leg it
- butty
- brew
- bangers and mash
- mushy peas
- scran
- full english
- dodgy kebab
- proper
- mint
- nowt
- owt
- ta
- dog's bollocks
- kerfuffle
- bob's your uncle
- creps
- leng
- link
- yard
- gas
- roadman
- garms
- motive
- zoot
- can’t be arsed
- it's not my cup of tea
- throw a wobbly
- lose the plot
- up the duff
- under weather
- give us a bell
- having a laugh (you must be joking!)
- dog and bone
- trouble and strife
- plates of meat
- butcher's hook
- adam and eve
- ruby murray
- loaf of bread
- hank marvin
- spiv
- geezer
- grotty
- kip
- nifty
- gander
- dosh
- tickety-boo
- skive
- wally
- div
- mugged off
- dead ting
- chatting breeze
- bang out of order
- revision
- give grief
- swot
- wazzock
- wag
- nan
- telly
- absolute buffoon
- bastard
- shag
- nonce
- cunt
- crikey
- gordon bennett
- sugar
- bugger me sideways
- flipping/flaming/ruddy
- you absolute melt
- clapped
- dry
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