aka sounds that make me want to murder either myself or somebody else

• Hearing spit in a person's mouth separate from the inside of their cheek (?????? I don't know how to describe it but)
• Silverware clanking against dishes
• Silverware scraping teeth
• Loud chewing -- especially of nuts, chips, cereal
• Loud crunching
• Rhythmic chewing
• Loud typing (especially if it's done in a way like "oooh look at me I have a fancy laptop")
• Hearing a liquid being swallowed
• Slurping
• Nails being clipped