(my coworkers probably hate me)

insp. from petra

• road work ahead? uh, yeah, I sure hope it does
• that old woman hitting the window of the bus and like yodeling
• wow
• this bitch empty, yeet!
• chipotle is my life
• it's fricken bats. I love halloween.
• I smell like beef.
• I am confusion.
• what up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
• I can't believe you've done this.