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- "You hurt my feelings!" / "Not as much as you hurt my ootie!"
- "Can you believe that back-stabbing slut?"
- "Aw, Rose, did you have a leak in your room too?" / "No, Dorothy. I was just milking the cow I keep in my closet. Wow, with only three hours of sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!"
- "You're a furry little gnome and we feed you too much!"
- "Like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy."
- "Better late than..." / "Pregnant!"
- "I am nothing but a disgusting cheap slut" / "Don't tell me...it's Blanche."
- "Afterglow"
- "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, drop dead!"
- "It's like life is a weenie roast and I'm the biggest weenie!"
- "I'm depressed. I need a cookie."
- "We're here, uh, collecting lingerie for needy sexy people."
- "Where are you going?" / "To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car."
- "Remember, cats are people too."
- "Condoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!"
- "There's a man on the lawn." / "Get the net!"
- "Well, mercy me. Looks like my little magnolia's turned into a big hoe."
- "We was po'"
- "[Under her breath] Hyper-sexual bitch"
- "I still think Rose has the capacity to kill."
- "Why don't I just wear a sign that says 'too ugly to live'"
- "[Nervous laughter] God, I wish I was dead."
- "Ma, what is your sexual problem?" / "I don't get any"
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