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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ✩ .. rating | ♡ .. faves | ϟ .. nandermo | ◬ .. polycule

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—— season 1 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.5✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ the baron tells them to rule america, guillermo accidentally kills him. nadja turns jenna.

  • 01 pilot ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • letter from baron, he arrives. crepe paper. ten year anniversary & glitter portrait. gregor/jeff.
  • 02 city council ✩✩✩
    • nadja turns jenna. they go to city countil because baron says they have to conquer america
  • 03 werewolf freud ✩✩
    • fight with werewolves. colin at the office with the emotion vampire
  • 04 manhattan night club ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • simon the devious, laszlo's cursed hat, nandor letting guillermo fly
  • 05 animal control ✩✩✩
    • laszlo as a bat gets caught and they rescue him. nadja reminds jeff of his previous lives
  • 06 baron's night out ✩✩✩✩
    • they go partying with the baron. guillermo accidentally kills him.
  • 07 the trial ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡
    • the guide summons them to the trial for the baron's death. movie cameos! guillermo kills another vampire accidentally. they almost die in a well
  • 08 citizenship ✩✩✩ ϟ
    • nadja teaches jenna how to become a vampire and jenna turns invisible. nandor tries to become a us citizen.
  • 09 the orgy ✩✩✩✩
    • bi-annual vampire orgy. laszlo's porn. guillermo invites his friend to be eaten
  • 10 ancestry ✩✩✩
    • nandor's granddaughter, funeral in church, guillermo is a van helsing

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—— season 2 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.5✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ guillermo is a vampire hunter / bodyguard. the vamps are hunted by the vampiric council.

  • 01 resurrection ✩
    • gother the familiar, necromancer, gother the zombie
  • 02 ghosts ✩✩
    • jeff/gregor ghost, then of the vampires
  • 03 brain scramblies ✩✩✩✩
    • "superb owl" party at seanie's (they give him brain scramblies). guillermo infiltrates a vampire hunting group
  • 04 the curse ✩✩✩✩ ◬
    • nandor gets a bloody mary email. meanwhile, guillermo is out with his vampire hunting group
  • 05 colin's promotion ✩✩
    • colin grows powerful while the others argue about paintings.
  • 06 on the run ✩✩✩✩
    • jackie daytona, regular human bartender
  • 07 the return ✩✩✩ ϟ
    • simon the devious in the sewer. colin meets a literal internet troll
  • 08 collaboration ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • nadja and laszlo start a music group. guillermo becomes a familiar for someone else and nandor apologizes to him.
  • 09 witches ✩✩✩✩✩ ◬
    • witches want to steal their semen. memo's man milk. laszlo and nandor.
  • 10 bouveau théâtre des vampires ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • guillermo leaves, but then has to rescue them from getting killed at the theatre. jemaine cameo!

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—— season 3 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.9✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ the vamps (nandor and nadja) become the vampiric council. (the guide shows up more often.) colin wants to find out about his past, laszlo spends a lot of time with him. nandor becomes depressed. colin dies.

  • 01 the prisoner ✩✩✩
    • they keep guillermo in a cage, then become the leaders of the vampiric council (invited by the guide, taika cameo)
  • 02 the cloak of duplication ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
    • everyone tries to flirt with nandor's crush at the gym. nandor, nadja and colin frighten some young vamps who dislike the council.
  • 03 gail ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • nandor's girlfriend gail turns out to be a werewolf. (twilight baseball scene). guillermo is jealous. laszlo and colin disassemble and assemble a car.
  • 04 the casino ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡
    • in atlantic city with seanie. they can't sleep, guillermo gets their soil back. nandor's depression starts.
  • 05 the chamber of judgement ✩✩✩
    • nadja and nandor (and guillermo) give out sentences. guillermo sits on the throne and helps derek. seanie starts a mlm pillow business, laszlo is his judge
  • 06 the escape ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • the sire escapes. guillermo leads the hunt. nandermo slap, laszlo swallows a harmonica.
  • 07 the siren ✩✩
    • laszlo and colin meet a siren. the nadja doll escapes, jumping from body to body
  • 08 the wellness center ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
    • nandor's ascention day, but he's depressed. it's been- one week since you looked at me...
  • 09 a farewell ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
    • nandor goes into super slumber. party at the residence, and colin turns 100 and dies
  • 10 the portrait ✩✩✩ ϟ
    • they grief colin robinson (while getting a portrait painted). nandor plans his trip (and fights guillermo), nadja gets a job in london. laszlo finds baby colin robinson and betrays guillermo.

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—— season 4 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.6✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ child (and later teen) colin. nadja's nightclub and the guide. nandor tries to find love (and gets married). the djinn.

  • 01 reunited ✩✩✩✩ ϟ ◬
    • they all come back. dad laszlo. nandor makes guillermo his best man. nadja has the idea for the nightclub.
  • 02 the lamp ✩✩✩
    • the djinn. nandor wishes his wives back. laszlo therapizes the guide. preparations for the nightclub.
  • 03 the grand opening ✩✩
    • the nightclub opens. hiring a rapper. nandor and guillermo plan nandor's penis wish.
  • 04 the night market ✩✩✩
    • the wraiths want better treatment. nadja barters in the night market, laszlo shows colin that fairytales aren't real, guillermo and nandor (fake-)fight
  • 05 private school ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ◬
    • they act like parents to get colin into school. nandor's face is terrible.
  • 06 the wedding ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
    • nandor gets married to marwa. the baron has a makeover with nadja and the guide and later is back to his old self.
  • 07 pine barrens ✩✩✩✩
    • nandor, laszlo, child colin and sean go to a hunting cabin. nandor and laszlo fight. jersey devil. meanwhile, nadja has a girl's night (mamma mia) and guillmero invites his family to the residence. guillermo comes out.
  • 08 go flip yourself ✩✩✩✩
    • renovation tv show. it turns out to be simon the devious trying to steal the witch hat.
  • 09 freddie ✩✩✩ ϟ
    • nadja needs a replacement for baby colin in the nightclub. colin grows up to a teenager while on tour. nandor clones guillermo's boyfriend.
  • 10 sunrise, sunset ✩✩✩
    • teen colin grows up and is normal again. the nightclub tries a few last things but ultimately is over. guillermo goes to derek asking him to turn him.

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—— season 5 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: ?✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ guillermo hides his new semi-vampire-status and the others slowly learn about it. nadja has a hex on her and tries to connect to little antipaxos people. laszlo experiments on guillermo. the guide wants to be everyone's friend.

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