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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ✩ .. rating | ♡ .. faves | ϟ .. nandermo | ◬ .. polycule

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—— season 1 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.5✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ the baron tells them to rule america, guillermo accidentally kills him. nadja turns jenna.

• 01 pilot ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • letter from baron, he arrives. crepe paper. ten year anniversary & glitter portrait. gregor/jeff.
• 02 city council ✩✩✩
  • nadja turns jenna. they go to city countil because baron says they have to conquer america
• 03 werewolf freud ✩✩
  • fight with werewolves. colin at the office with the emotion vampire
• 04 manhattan night club ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • simon the devious, laszlo's cursed hat, nandor letting guillermo fly
• 05 animal control ✩✩✩
  • laszlo as a bat gets caught and they rescue him. nadja reminds jeff of his previous lives
• 06 baron's night out ✩✩✩✩
  • they go partying with the baron. guillermo accidentally kills him.
• 07 the trial ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡
  • the guide summons them to the trial for the baron's death. movie cameos! guillermo kills another vampire accidentally. they almost die in a well
• 08 citizenship ✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nadja teaches jenna how to become a vampire and jenna turns invisible. nandor tries to become a us citizen.
• 09 the orgy ✩✩✩✩
  • bi-annual vampire orgy. laszlo's porn. guillermo invites his friend to be eaten
• 10 ancestry ✩✩✩
  • nandor's granddaughter, funeral in church, guillermo is a van helsing

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—— season 2 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.5✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ guillermo is a vampire hunter / bodyguard. the vamps are hunted by the vampiric council.

• 01 resurrection ✩
  • gother the familiar, necromancer, gother the zombie
• 02 ghosts ✩✩
  • jeff/gregor ghost, then of the vampires
• 03 brain scramblies ✩✩✩✩
  • "superb owl" party at seanie's (they give him brain scramblies). guillermo infiltrates a vampire hunting group
• 04 the curse ✩✩✩✩ ◬
  • nandor gets a bloody mary email. meanwhile, guillermo is out with his vampire hunting group
• 05 colin's promotion ✩✩
  • colin grows powerful while the others argue about paintings.
• 06 on the run ✩✩✩✩
  • jackie daytona, regular human bartender
• 07 the return ✩✩✩ ϟ
  • simon the devious in the sewer. colin meets a literal internet troll
• 08 collaboration ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nadja and laszlo start a music group. guillermo becomes a familiar for someone else and nandor apologizes to him.
• 09 witches ✩✩✩✩✩ ◬
  • witches want to steal their semen. memo's man milk. laszlo and nandor.
• 10 bouveau théâtre des vampires ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • guillermo leaves, but then has to rescue them from getting killed at the theatre. jemaine cameo!

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—— season 3 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.9✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ the vamps (nandor and nadja) become the vampiric council. (the guide shows up more often.) colin wants to find out about his past, laszlo spends a lot of time with him. nandor becomes depressed. colin dies.

• 01 the prisoner ✩✩✩
  • they keep guillermo in a cage, then become the leaders of the vampiric council (invited by the guide, taika cameo)
• 02 the cloak of duplication ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
  • everyone tries to flirt with nandor's crush at the gym. nandor, nadja and colin frighten some young vamps who dislike the council.
• 03 gail ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nandor's girlfriend gail turns out to be a werewolf. (twilight baseball scene). guillermo is jealous. laszlo and colin disassemble and assemble a car.
• 04 the casino ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡
  • in atlantic city with seanie. they can't sleep, guillermo gets their soil back. nandor's depression starts.
• 05 the chamber of judgement ✩✩✩
  • nadja and nandor (and guillermo) give out sentences. guillermo sits on the throne and helps derek. seanie starts a mlm pillow business, laszlo is his judge
• 06 the escape ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • the sire escapes. guillermo leads the hunt. nandermo slap, laszlo swallows a harmonica.
• 07 the siren ✩✩
  • laszlo and colin meet a siren. the nadja doll escapes, jumping from body to body
• 08 the wellness center ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
  • nandor's ascention day, but he's depressed. it's been- one week since you looked at me...
• 09 a farewell ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nandor goes into super slumber. party at the residence, and colin turns 100 and dies
• 10 the portrait ✩✩✩ ϟ
  • they grief colin robinson (while getting a portrait painted). nandor plans his trip (and fights guillermo), nadja gets a job in london. laszlo finds baby colin robinson and betrays guillermo.

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—— season 4 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.6✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ child (and later teen) colin. nadja's nightclub and the guide. nandor tries to find love (and gets married). the djinn.

• 01 reunited ✩✩✩✩ ϟ ◬
  • they all come back. dad laszlo. nandor makes guillermo his best man. nadja has the idea for the nightclub.
• 02 the lamp ✩✩✩
  • the djinn. nandor wishes his wives back. laszlo therapizes the guide. preparations for the nightclub.
• 03 the grand opening ✩✩
  • the nightclub opens. hiring a rapper. nandor and guillermo plan nandor's penis wish.
• 04 the night market ✩✩✩
  • the wraiths want better treatment. nadja barters in the night market, laszlo shows colin that fairytales aren't real, guillermo and nandor (fake-)fight
• 05 private school ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ◬
  • they act like parents to get colin into school. nandor's face is terrible.
• 06 the wedding ✩✩✩✩✩ ♡ ϟ
  • nandor gets married to marwa. the baron has a makeover with nadja and the guide and later is back to his old self.
• 07 pine barrens ✩✩✩✩
  • nandor, laszlo, child colin and sean go to a hunting cabin. nandor and laszlo fight. jersey devil. meanwhile, nadja has a girl's night (mamma mia) and guillmero invites his family to the residence. guillermo comes out.
• 08 go flip yourself ✩✩✩✩
  • renovation tv show. it turns out to be simon the devious trying to steal the witch hat.
• 09 freddie ✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nadja needs a replacement for baby colin in the nightclub. colin grows up to a teenager while on tour. nandor clones guillermo's boyfriend.
• 10 sunrise, sunset ✩✩✩
  • teen colin grows up and is normal again. the nightclub tries a few last things but ultimately is over. guillermo goes to derek asking him to turn him.

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—— season 5 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: ?✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ guillermo hides his new semi-vampire-status and the others slowly learn about it. nadja has a hex on her and tries to connect to little antipaxos people. laszlo experiments on guillermo. the guide wants to be everyone's friend.

TO DO

• 01 the mall
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• 02 a night out with the guys
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• 03 pride parade
  • __
• 04 the campaign
  • __
• 05 local news
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• 06 urgent care
  • __
• 07 hybrid creatures
  • __
• 08 the roast
  • __
• 09 a weekend at morrigan manor
  • __
• 10 exit interview
  • __

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—— season 6 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: ?✩)

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ currently airing. and yet i'm already rewatching it.

• 01 the return of jerry ✩✩✩✩
  • they wake their old roommate jerry, who stirs shit up. guillermo lives in laszlo's old shed.
• 02 headhunting ✩✩✩
  • guillermo gets a job at a firm, and nadja and nandor follow him there to keep an eye on him. laszlo and colin build a monster out of body parts.
• 03 sleep hypnosis ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ ◬ ♡
  • they all sleep hypnotize each other, which ends in guillermo temporarily being back to his own self and applying to the job of being nandor's familiar again
• 04 the railroad ✩✩✩
  • sean wants to get a job at the railroad, so they make a fake office for him. guillermo has to fire nandor.
• 05 nandor's army ✩✩✩✩ ϟ
  • nandor goes insane after guillermo fires him, and creates an army in an old warehouse.
• 06 laszlo's father ✩✩✩
  • laszlo's dad comes back as a ghost, and he and colin try to bond with him. nadja and nandor think the neighbors are shapeshifters.
• 07 march madness ✩✩
  • they summon a demon to help sean, who is in football fever. colin beats up guillermo at work.
• 08 p.i. undercover: new york ✩✩✩✩ ◬
  • guillermo's favorite tv show films at their house. meanwhile, colin and nadja visit one of colin's old friends (and his wife, who is hot for colin)
• 09 come out and play ✩✩✩(✩?)
  • they are invited to an event hosted by the baron, and the monster kills jerry. all the vampire try to kill them, guillermo saves the day (with his cousin). nandor tells the guide he is into her.
• 10 the promotion ✩✩✩✩✩ ϟ ◬
  • guillermo thinks he will get a promotion at work, the whole household is invited. laszlo and colin are fathers to the monster. nandor protects guillermo from his boss.