i don't agree with their behavior and in real life i would stay at least 20km away, but, hey, this is fiction

• sick boy (trainspotting)
• rorschach (watchman)
• captain ahab (moby dick)
• bento santiago (dom casmurro)
• heather duke (heathers)
• pearl (pearl)
• elvira (the ugly stepsister)

i am their legal advisor and i will defend them until the end

• akemi homura (madoka)
• midori tachibana (count tachibana)