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- "Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."
- "Baker Street? He isn't there anymore. Why would he be? It's been two years. He's got on with his life." "What life? I've been away."
- "Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator."
- "Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
- "Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them."
- "Ha. Look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
- "I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
- "It does seem the only explanation of all the facts." "Wrong! It's one possible explanation of some of the facts. You've got a solution that you like, but you're choosing to ignore anything you see that doesn't comply with it."
- "John, there's something I should say, I've meant to say always and I never have. Since it's unlikely we'll ever meet again, I might as well say it now. Sherlock is actually a girl's name."
- "Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don't have friends; I've just got one."
- "Look at me. I'm afraid, John. Afraid. I've always been able to keep myself distant. Divorce myself from feelings. But you see, body's betraying me. Interesting, yes? Emotions... grit on the lens, the fly in the ointment."
- "Look at that, Mrs. Hudson. Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful?"
- "Mrs Hudson, leave Baker Street? England would fall!"
- "Oh, I may be on the side of the angels... but don't think for one second that I am one of them."
- "Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side."
- "The game is on!"
- "Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." "No. Friends protect people."
- "But please, there's just one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, don't be...dead."
- "Seen a lot of injuries, then? Violent deaths?" "Well, yes." "Bit of trouble too, I bet." "Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime. Far too much." "Want to see some more?" "Oh, God, yes."
- "The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future...are my privilege."
- "There is a mute button and I will use it."
- "Well, I'm glad no one saw that. You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk."
- "Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?" "I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext."
- (imitating) "I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone, because no one else can compete with my massive intellect!"
- "But don't be scared. Falling is just like flying, except there's a more... permanent destination."
- "Catch... you... later." "No, you won't!"
- "Did you miss me?"
- "Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing - because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels."
- "I don't believe Sir Boast-a-lot's stories. He's just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good."
- "I gave you my number. I thought you might call."
- "I'll burn you. I will burn... the heart out of you."
- "In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown ."
- "Jim Moriarty... Hi. "
- "People have died." "That's what poeple do!"
- "Sorry, boys! I'm soooo changeable. It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself, it is my only weakness."
- "All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock." - MH
- "Brainy's the new sexy." - IA
- "Don't be alarmed. It's to do with sex." - MH / "Sex doesn't alarm me." - SH / "How would you know?" - MH
- "For the record, if anyone out there still cares - I'm not actually gay." - JW / "Well, I am. Look at us both." - IA
- "I believe in Sherlock Holmes." - Anderson
- "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes." - JW / "You should put that on a t-shirt." - Mary
- "If you seem slow to me, Sherlock, can you imagine what real people are like? I'm living in a world of goldfish." - MH
- "It is what it is."
- "Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. Would you like me to try?" - IA
- "You look sad... when you think he can't see you." - Molly
- (After a Sherlock monologue) "Fantastic" - JW / "Meretricious" - SH / "And a happy New Year." - GL
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