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- “creepy paper. [crepe paper–] creepy paper. [it’s ‘crepe paper’, master.] creepy– ooh! multipack!“
- “despite my cold dead heart and your just-okay personality, i've grown to have some affection for you.“
- “from panera bread you came and to panera bread you shall return!”
- “fucking guy!”
- “have you gone soft, my sweet syrup pie?” – “no, my sweet syrup pie, i've gone hard!”
- “he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. he’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. he’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boy.”
- “i am just a stupid human man. oh, ouch, ouch, my balls. i love to drink beer.”
- “i became a vampire to suck blood and to fuck forever.”
- “i would go myself, but… i can’t be fucked!”
- “it’s a big bloody stupid hat with a big bloody stupid curse and every time you wear it something bloody stupid terrible happens!”
- “she speaks the bullshit!”
- “this is science!” – “but this is a turtle!”
- “we drunk the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now i'm a wizard!”
- “we need to be gay. trust me. gay is in. gay is hot. i want some gay. gay it’s gonna be. nandor?”
- “yeah, i’m not positive what my deal is either, so i just sort of keep on truckin’.”
- “i like how fucked-up this is. i-i really like how fucked-up this is.”
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