i'm pathetic and that's why here's a list of everything i love about jemaine clement.

• he's so fucking talented... he just does everything (writing, acting, voice acting, singing, comedy, ...) - love that in a man
• his singing voice aaahhhhhh
• his singing voice AGAIN but this time in a comedic way because the way he can change his voice to sound funny is INSANE
• also just his voice acting in general and also the way he can play awkward characters really well just by changing his voice <3
• now that i think about it: his voice in general. it's soo gentle and beautiful and soothing to listen to.
• his kiwi accent!! (in gifs of him talking you can see his accent <3)
• chest hair................. boobs
• his beard is so beautiful. he's aging like fine wine , i am going insane
• he's got those dance moves
• he's so fucking funny , i love every joke he makes
• his LAUGH. his GIGGLE. ( harvey guillén gets me )
• his evil laugh!! he does it so well!
• lips. enough said. (also mouth. i need to mention mouth.)
• tooth gap :3
• the softest eyes <3
• he looks so good in glasses too!!!
• the queer representation he creates... chef's kiss!

if you've read this far and don't know who jemaine is : he's an amazing actor and comedic singer from new zealand (and one half of flight of the conchords the comedy band), he's super fucking nice, he's poc, he's friends with taika waititi, he's amazing. you might know him as the voice of the shiny crab from moana ! - also go check him out in what we do in the shadows (the movie) and then watch all of these as well as what we do in the shadows (the tv show) because it's fucking amazing, queer as fuck, and created by him (and taika) <3