spoilers for 40-year-old movies i guess!

episode iv

• very slow start
• so luke really is just a random farmer guy huh
• i thought those little sand raider thingies were ewoks, and i was so proud for 'recognizing' them too
• i love princess leia as much as i expected, she's the best thing about this movie
• c3po and r2d2 are an old married couple
• r2d2 beep beep boop shut up, i prefer c3po, at least he has a personality
• obi-wan being called ben and also just not really doing anything at all is such a letdown
• the cgi is surprisingly good ngl but the transitions are.... a choice
• darth vader's breathing sounds make no sense at all
• the first time i saw han solo i was like "😍" and every moment after that i hated him. also all i can see is indiana jones i'm sorry
• chewie isn't all that great either
• acting in general is subpar to say the least, but i think the 70s were just kinda like that sometimes
• final fight was a snoozefest
• overall, 3.5 out of 5 stars

episode v

• i like the imperial walkers, they look cool
• han, get your dirty hands off my wife i s2g!!!
• r2d2 being yeeted through the air is the best thing he ever did
• i was so excited to meet yoda and he's just a disgusting gremlin that acts a bit like a toddler
• i do like the "there is no try" quote though, so true yoda so true
• idk how i feel about lando
• is that the/a mandalorian?? i have no clue
• leia and han together makes me gag
• the "no, i am your father" scene does slap a bit ngl
• so he just immediately gets back his hand? boo!
• 4 out of 5 stars

episode vi

• (absolutely expressionless) oh nooo yoda died... . . :|
• jabba the hut is the worst thing ever
• leia in the slave outfit... i'm too gay to be feminist about it
• yoo finally the ewoks! idk if i like them or hate them. somebody said space minions and omg so true
• leia's hair down omg <3
• why is darth vader actually so ugly like
• the ending was kinda nice :]
• excited to watch the prequels now because anakin is hot
• 4 out of 5 stars

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