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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ✩ .. rating (3 is still good) | ⌕ .. byler

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—— season 1 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.6✩)

• 1 × the vanishing of will byers ✩✩✩ (⌕)
  • will goes missing, the search party starts, el is found by the boys
• 2 × the weirdo on maple street ✩✩✩
  • the boys hide el and learn of her powers; barb is killed
• 3 × holly, jolly ✩✩✩
  • joyce communicated with will via lights; will's 'body' is found
• 4 × the body ✩✩✩✩
  • hopper investigates the conspiracy; el contacts will over the radio
• 5 × the flea and the acrobat ✩✩✩✩
  • the kids search the gate; nancy and jonathan meet the monster
• 6 × the monster ✩✩✩✩
  • jonathan and steve get into a fight (again); the kids fight
• 7 × the bathtub ✩✩✩✩
  • all 3 teams finally work together; they make a sensory deprivation bath for el
• 8 × the upside down ✩✩✩✩
  • steve in clued in and fights the demorgogon with nancy and jonathan; el defeats the demogorgon and vanishes; hopper and joyce retrieve will from the upside down

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—— season 2 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 4✩)

• 1 × madmax ✩✩✩✩
  • the kids get to know max; will has 'flashbacks' to the upside down; mike misses el
• 2 × trick or treat, freak ✩✩✩✩✩ (⌕)
  • halloween; will sees the shadow monster (mindflayer); hopper secretly takes care of el in his hut
• 3 × the pollywog ✩✩✩✩
  • dustin finds dart; the mindflayer comes for will and possesses him
• 4 × will the wise ✩✩✩✩
  • nancy and jonathan secretly record the hawkins lab's confession; dart eats dustin's cat
• 5 × dig dug ✩✩✩✩
  • will draws the maze/map and they find and save jim from the tunnel; nancy and jonathan stay over at murray's; lucas tells max about everything; el meets her mom
• 6 × the spy ✩✩✩✩
  • will is back in the lab because he's connected to the vines; steve helps dustin with setting a trail for dart to follow; will as the mindflayer sends the soldiers into a trap
• 7 × the lost sister ✩✩
  • el visits the other kids in the city; no other plot lines develop
• 8 × the mind flayer ✩✩✩✩
  • the demodogs run wild in the lab and kill bob; all teams reunite; they tie will up and question him and he answers in morse code
• 9 × the gate ✩✩✩✩✩
  • big reunion with el; they burn the mind flayer out of will; el closes the gate; the snow ball

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—— season 3 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: 3.5✩)

• 1 × suzie, do you copy? ✩✩✩✩
  • lots of romance; dustin comes back home; the mall
• 2 × the mall rats ✩✩✩
  • nancy and jonathan check out the sick rats; billy get taken; el dumps mike's ass
• 3 × the case of the missing lifeguard ✩✩✩ (⌕)
  • el and max look for billy; steve dustin and robin crack the russian code; will is annoyed by all the girl talk and fights with the others
• 4 × the sauna test ✩✩✩
  • the kids trap billy in the sauna; the ice cream gang plans to infiltrate the russions
• 5 × the flayed ✩✩✩✩
  • the ice cream gang infiltrates the russians; hopper and joyce find alexei; nancy realises her rats story is connected to the mind flayer
• 6 × e pluribus unum ✩✩✩
  • hopper and joyce question alexei; the ice cream gang is caught by the russians; el looks at billy's memories
• 7 × the bite ✩✩✩✩
  • 4th of july fun fair; alexei dies; steve and robin have their heart-to-heart in the mall bathroom
• 8 × the battle of starcourt ✩✩✩✩ (⌕)
  • all teams reunite; the mindflayer attacks in the mall; dustin and suzy sing the never-ending story ; bill dies; hopper 'dies'; the byers (and el) move away

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—— season 4 ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ (season avg: ?✩)

• 1 × the hellfire club ✩✩✩✩✩
  • el's backstory; the byers in california; the hellfire club; eddie and chrissy; vecna; lucas' basketball game; ...
• 2 × vecna's curse ✩✩✩✩ ⌕
  • news of chrissy's death; rink-o-mania troubles; the gang looks for eddie; what happened to hopper
• 3 × the monster and the superhero ✩✩✩ (⌕)
  • hopper in russia; joyce and murray fly to alaska; nancy and robin bond over the victor creel theory; el is arrested and saved by dr. owens

I FORGOT TO RATE STARTING HERE DAMMIT

• 4 × dear billy
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• 5 × the nina project
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• 6 × the dive
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• 7 × the massacre at hawkins lab
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• 8 × papa
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• 9 × the piggyback
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