Susie is eighteen years young and she...

• loves any tomato based sauce
• loves vegan food
• will devour anything dairy based
• sleeps in weird places, such as:
  • on the microwave
  • on baking trays just removed from the oven
  • on the lid of the toilet
• pretends she hasn’t been fed and cries for food to whoever gets up second
• drinks from the fish tank (doesn’t care about the fish)
• is so uninterested in birds that they land next to her in the garden and stay there
• sulked for almost two weeks after my boyfriend left to go home
• used to be scared of grass, still isn’t a fan
• licks the arm of the sofa
• used to lick my poinsettia
• huge fan of avocado