puns

• where do you weigh a whale? at a whale-weigh station.
• was ist geheim und steht in der küche? topf secret
• what kind of pants do the mario brothers wear? denim denim denim
• what's whitney houstan's favorite type of coordination? hand eyeeee

nerdy

• why does the chicken walk across the moebius strip? to get to the same side

classics

• knock knock. who's there? doctor.
• knock knock. who's there? interrupting owl. interrupting ow- HOO.

inappropriate

• what's the difference between marmalade and jam? you can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass