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- “But isn’t Gina Linetti more of a state of mind?”
- “The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
- “Jake, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out of a window?”
- “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.”
- “The only thing I’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.”
- “I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”
- “I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.”
- “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
- “Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.”
- “I would spend my $5000 to buy backstage passes to Britney, and then I would ask her one question: You think you’re a better dancer than me?”
- “Yes I heard, and that’s how I know I don’t care.”
- “How am I not a cop, Terry? ‘Cause I don’t have a badge? Being a cop is a state of mind.”
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