A newlywed couple just moved to town A regular husband and wife Who left the big city to find a quiet life WandaVision!

She's a magical gal in a small town locale He's a hubby who's part machine How will this duo fit in and pull through? Oh, by sharing a love like you've never seen WandaVision!

My wife and her flying saucers. My husband and his indestructible head.

I say, “Oh, I don’t eat food.” Well, that explains the empty refrigerator.

Agnes: My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t.

Well, I assure you I’m married. To a man. A human one and tall.

Agnes: The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.

♫ Or you don’t go out Friday night Yakety yak! ♫ You just put on your coat and hat ♫

Norm: You’re like a walking computer. Vision: What? I most certainly am not. I’m a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter.

MR. HART: No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision? Vision: I don’t have a skeleton, sir.

You move at the speed of sound and I can make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate?

♫ Yeah, take out the papers and the trash ♫ Or you won’t get no spending cash ♫ If you don’t scrub the kitchen floor ♫ You ain’t gonna rock and roll no more ♫ Yakety yak! Don’t talk back

Well. I think tonight’s going swimmingly.

BREAKFAST FOR DINNER

We are an unusual couple, ya know? Oh, I don’t think that was ever in question.

Well, what I mean is… We don’t have an anniversary. Huh. Or a song. Or even wedding rings. Well, we could remedy that. Today could be our anniversary. Of what? Surviving our first dinner party? Precisely. And our song could be? Yakety Yak, naturally. Naturally.

I do. Do you? Yes. I do.

And they lived happily ever after.