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- *buys box of wipes* "hi jin".
- *wipes tears aggressively with mcdonald's napkins.*
- bro take me from english i am lost brain cells.
- cursed phalanges.
- evil dog and skinwalker dog.
- gael is a slug.
- gael's too munch.
- god job genentech.
- i am sure zombies are feeling proud now they can communicate better than us... even though all they do is make growling/gurgling noises.
- i hate samanatha trout.
- i want to see the ants go "weee".
- i'm watching hey tayo and trying not to have a breakdown.
- im gonna tung-tung-tung sahur this bitch (mohammed).
- it hit me in the peppa pig bandaid.
- jumbo phalanges.
- keee and greee.
- mommy and dad will be hypnotized.
- mr. holik furry era *yawns*.
- new rule: don't do the big cheese unless you want pain. big cheese is a big no-no.
- no heeheeseunging near my coffee. Don't let heeseung stand near your window.
- oh girl your phalanges are gonna need a full exorcism.
- oh no poor cows, being made fun of for their cow juice.
- oh. i bee dumb dumb bumblebee dumb.
- oof murder his kneecaps with a candy cane.
- rubber ducky named shawn.
- shrek is very inspiring. shrek is soulmate. shrek is cute.
- sim's al i'm.
- slay mama weenie.
- stop heeheeseunging around and get serious.
- stop trolling me or i will yeet you to the rubber ducks.
- these people must like ocean cocaine.
- this man looks like a damp mouse.
- this will severely affect the trout population.
- two baddies but no porsche.
- veavk.
- we can become cave people and communicate through stones.
- we have an autism lotion.
- welp rub-a-dub-dub mothertruckers.
- what the hell why is my head built like an egg?
- what? you don't know how to spell africa?
- why would slenderman have my babies?
- witches gravy.
- you dumb ass, ugly ass chlamydia bitch.
- you snaggled tooth bitch.
- I'M DISTINGUISHED LADY
- im gucci like the shirts with the snakes on it
- HOLD THE HOMOPHONE
- lets play forever i just want to be your der hund
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